September 30th, 2016: Unlike the Batman comic a few days ago, yes I did absolutely have to google every single one of these kale facts!! Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for

My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!!

One year ago today: i hope you've been typing 'qwantz.com' into your brower for the past few days simply because you wanted to learn computer science, because boy howdy, have you been getting precisely what you wanted

– Ryan