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December 10th, 2018: TIME TRAVEL BANDANAS HAVE ARRIVED!!

Also: if you're reading this site via RSS, I've gotten reports that the "contact" link at the top may just show as text. Unfortunately, that's not ME: that's your RSS service over-zealously trying to protect you and stripping away the "mailto" link used to do that. It goes against spec, but if that's what they're doing I can't really... stop them? Due to society being a free place and me not being in charge of it? FOR SOME REASON


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: "well-attributed quotes rarely make history" - historian marilyn monroe

– Ryan

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