May 2003
- May 26 2003: guest week - john dejong, eric, the "big e" and oliver t.c. brackenbury
- May 27 2003: guest week - mel tayler and darryl payne
- May 28 2003: guest week - my dad randy, bruce firestone, matt plaumann
- May 29 2003: guest week - joey comeau and emily horne
- May 30 2003: guest week - the authors
July 2003
- July 14 2003: religion and science
- July 15 2003: science vs religion: round one - science has all the answers again
- July 16 2003: science vs religion: round two - play along with t-rex
- July 17 2003: science vs religion: round three - the monopoly on truth
- July 18 2003: understanding comics? no thanks, chuckles
March 2004
- March 22 2004: an awesome week, continued! - jeff rowland - our first home
- March 23 2004: an awesome week, continued! - joey comeau - the fourth wall
- March 24 2004: an awesome week, continued! - gilyan merry - law + order
- March 25 2004: an awesome week, continued! - pieter serkeyn - the lion king
- March 26 2004: an awesome week, continued! - dave cheung - alternative rendering comics!
- March 29 2004: an awesome week, concluded! - matt shepherd - contradiction city
- March 30 2004: an awesome week, concluded! - justin pierce - godot / dinosaur battle alpha 2k
- March 31 2004: an awesome week, concluded! - steve hogan - jester regular
April 2004
- April 01 2004: an awesome week, concluded! - phiip - something's wrong today
- April 02 2004: an awesome week, concluded! - ryan armand - the greatest t-rex in the world
- April 03 2004: an awesome week, concluded! - lick my jesus - biscuits and gravy
June 2004
- June 28 2004: ryan in ny / per jorner fills in: mary sue comics
- June 29 2004: ryan in ny / per jorner fills in: pragmatism
- June 30 2004: ryan in ny / per jorner fills in: disasterous events
July 2004
- July 01 2004: ryan in ny / per jorner fills in: treasure map
- July 02 2004: ryan in ny / per jorner fills in: derivative comics
- July 12 2004: this summer: the earth stops and everybody flies into a wall
- July 13 2004: the bad news is there's finitely many songs about sad robots
- July 14 2004: and i didn't even get to ken thompson's "reflections on trusting trust"
- July 15 2004: compression schemes
May 2005
- May 09 2005: feeeeed the birds, chimichangas a bag
- May 10 2005: anger management (not the film. the comic.)
- May 11 2005: i can turn sammiches into thoughts about further sammiches
- May 12 2005: a good day for talking about ex-girlfriends
August 2005
- August 02 2005: the great library of alexandria
- August 03 2005: chasing after birds naked? looks like my friday night just got filled up!
- August 04 2005: webcomics about science as the new webcomics about pirates/monkeys/ninjas? here's hoping!
- August 05 2005: we'll have a manliness contest right after flipping this five-course meal onto the dirt, BOOYAH
September 2005
- September 19 2005: who would have thought this 'who can be the better fake panhandler' competition would reflect poorly on us?
- September 20 2005: things t-rex got in the mail for free that one time
- September 21 2005: the devil claims to be significantly l33t
- September 22 2005: this comic is for ninjalicious - i never met him but he did many excellent things.
- September 26 2005: not the first time t-rex has tried to avoid unconsciousness
- September 27 2005: sapir-whorf, make it so
- September 28 2005: if you don't know what vanilla extract is, this comic will be so confusing.
- September 29 2005: how many songs are there where they rhyme 'school' with 'golden rule'? lots?
- September 30 2005: research for this comic included visiting websites with the word 'astro-NOT' used over and over again.
November 2005
- November 28 2005: holy shit, what is your favourite food day!
- November 29 2005: what if you could murder a guy who you knew was going to do fifty murders, for instance
- November 30 2005: the sissy-panted are those who favour sissy pants over regular bottomwear
January 2006
- January 30 2006: not talking about jimmy and ben okay
- January 31 2006: RAIL SHOOTERS ARE NOT UNLIKE ROLLERCOASTERS BUT WITH THE ADDITION OF MAMMOTH AND INEXHAUSTIBLE MUNITIONS
February 2006
- February 13 2006: i might be a little lactose inconsiderate
- February 14 2006: one can make no predictions besides the one that predictions are impossible.
- February 16 2006: okay there are actually some fantasy novels that don't have talking horses PROBABLY
- February 17 2006: shout outs to all the female mammals in the audience, wayooo!
- February 27 2006: it's sort of a boys vs girls regret competition, you know? you have probably been involved in one of these "at the office".
- February 28 2006: a history of hysteria
March 2006
- March 01 2006: alternate last panel: just some narration that reads 'ANYWAY.'
- March 03 2006: i love the idea of 'next time' scenes that maybe never actually take place. thanks, arrested development!
- March 06 2006: guys if you like t-rex's poems i wrote them so i should get the credit, me, ryan
- March 07 2006: "another wacky adventure" - with the dinosaur crü
- March 08 2006: on account of how it refers directly to the word it's trying to euphemize, "mc masturbation" wins the prize for worst euphemism ever.
- March 09 2006: ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT MISTAKES WERE MADE
- March 13 2006: the green one thinks he should have more feelings
- March 14 2006: ways to make someone fall in love with you comics
- March 15 2006: t-rex bases his stories off of people he knows. tiny chef is basically a Morris The Bug culinary / competency fantasy sequence. he wrote it to cheer the li'l guy up!
- March 16 2006: a correspondingly weaksauce dude.
- March 17 2006: i wanted to use 'bi-not-so-curious', but that phrase has been called by zach of animalshaveproblemstoo.com
- March 20 2006: (text-heavy) epiphany comics! aka the measure of a man, part three
- March 21 2006: you can be against terrorism AND also against the phrase 'intellectual terrorism', OKAY
- March 22 2006: shout outs to david rees, mnftiu.cc!
- March 23 2006: what else can you say? it clearly rules.
- March 27 2006: the joke is that kids might sport just such a fake moustache while trying to illegally buy a dirty magazine! if you are unfamiliar with the cultural stereotype, well, now you know
- March 28 2006: in panel 1, you can read it as though t-rex is personally asking superman or batman who, out of anyone, would win in a generic fight! YOU ARE NOT ENCOURAGED TO DO THIS.
- March 29 2006: asexual predator
- March 30 2006: t-rex has had a change of heard since he last heard this joke. now he thinks it's pretty alright!
April 2006
- April 03 2006: the cars are NOT anthropomorphized. they are hyper realisitic and the game requires the latest graphics hardware to play.
- April 04 2006: there's a hidden shout out to a pretty secure transport protocol in panel 3, ladies!
- April 05 2006: a google image search for 'sucky dog' is actually pretty disappointing
- April 06 2006: absolutely eating potato chips is when you eat them with a furious intensity
- April 24 2006: the big nice day party
- April 25 2006: how did i get 700 comics in without ever using 'viz.' before.
- April 26 2006: does today truly mark the day all my fake lesbian friends start getting called 'sweeps week'?
- April 27 2006: man! what's the deal?
May 2006
- May 01 2006: AN APOLOGY TO FURRIES: sorry i don't draw my female dinosaurs with knockers
- May 02 2006: CONFESSION CORNER: i am a dude who will probably never get a real chance to shout "hold the front page!", and sometimes that makes me very sad.
- May 03 2006: I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO FASCINATED BY ANOTHER PERSON'S PET.
- May 04 2006: a comic with shouts out to both the cradle of civilization and the MRCA but no mitochondrial eve, hollah
- May 05 2006: t-rex came up with the phrase in grade 2, and you have to say it out loud. they're ghost pubes or something, i don't know
- May 08 2006: hey so um how about that cultural obsession with true love huh
- May 09 2006: HEY IT'S ME, T-REX
- May 10 2006: based, it would seem, on an embarrassing true story
- May 11 2006: dude kinda undermines himself in panel 5
- May 15 2006: in panel 4, the author reminds himself of some important Dinosaur Facts.
- May 16 2006: crazy utahraptor! how did your crazy ass get in here?
- May 17 2006: robbing a cartoon bank runs the risk of sending you to cartoon jail, where you are legally obliged to hold the bars of your cell while peering outwards with a big frown
- May 18 2006: telling secrets about all your friends and deities comics!
- May 19 2006: t-rex actually has been talking to the devil. he stole this idea from the devil. i - i stole this idea from the devil.
- May 23 2006: unfortunately, 'new bike day' does not actually exist in the real world. if it did, it would be today, and this is what it would look like. notice the carnage in panels 3 and 4.
- May 24 2006: they say this cat is a bad mother / shut your mouth!
- May 25 2006: the last panel raises a lot of questions about dreamland that i'm not comfortable in answering, or even considering.
- May 26 2006: my name is ryan north and i write comics about dinosaurs beating up farmstock.
- May 29 2006: sign my guestbook view my guestbook!!!
- May 30 2006: I regret nothing but my lack of regrets!!
- May 31 2006: "neutron" is a shout out to "neutron dance" by
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- i suggest telling them that you're asexual!
