You guys seemed to like the behind-the-scenes look at the mind of an INTERNET CARTOONIST DUDE in the last post, so here is another installment. Last night I emailed someone because the Miss Universe competition (which I was watching ironically HONEST) reminded me that I hadn't emailed them for a while and actually owed them a reply. That person is Jorge Cham of Piled Higher and Deeper. He is a man and I don't even know what he looks like, but in my mind, apparently all it takes for me to go "Hey! Jorge Cham!" is the sight of tall women in makeup walking in circles, smiling endlessly.

So anyway, if you're a tall woman in makeup who likes to walk in circles and smile endlessly, then maybe we shouldn't ever date, because I'll always be thinking of somebody else when you're around! I'm sorry baby!

– Ryan