Narrator: COMICS FOR ASEXUAL CHICKS AND DUDES!
Narrator: today's comic
Narrator: UM, HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU
T-Rex: I suggest telling them that you're asexual!
T-Rex: PROBLEM: SOLVED.
T-Rex: The end!
Utahraptor: That uh, that might not be the most helpful advice T-Rex!
T-Rex: Explain!
Utahraptor: Well, if they're still in the Asexuality Closet, you're saying they should come out, which probably also means explaining to a confused AND amorous person what asexuality is! I can see wanting to avoid that.
T-Rex: FINE. Asexual people: you should do what I do when I want someone not to like me anymore!
Narrator: WHAT T-REX DOES WHEN HE WANTS SOMEONE NOT TO LIKE HIM ANYMORE:
T-Rex: 〚small〛 I sit in a boat until they go away
