Narrator: UNIVERSES WHERE APHORISMS SUDDENLY BECOME LITERALLY TRUE COMICS

Narrator: "You Are What You Eat"

Dromiceiomimus: Oh NO. Now we literally BECOME what we eat? This is it, T-Rex! This is the end! You eat too much cow and you become a cow! I eat too many carrots and my future is that of a carrot!
T-Rex: FRIG!
T-Rex: We're POOCHED!

Utahraptor: Wait, no! In such a universe, cannibalism is the only logical response!

Utahraptor: If we eat our own, we'll become what we already are! But wait - no, this only works if ALL of us subscribe to cannibalism 100%, because ANY variance will get incorporated into us and spread amongst the larger population!

Off panel: Over time, this tends towards ALL of us becoming largely the same entity: a monstrous, writhing average of all the consumed and the consuming! A world of undifferentiated meat!
T-Rex: Frig!
T-Rex: I hate universes where aphorisms suddenly become literally true!!