T-Rex: I have done some things in my life that are bad.
T-Rex: And it's time we all faced that fact!!
Dromiceiomimus: Oh my gosh, what have you done, T-Rex? STOLEN PUPPIES? MURDERED SOMEONE? MURDERED SOMEONE... and THEN stolen their puppies?? T-Rex: What? No! I mean like, I looked over some old stuff I wrote and it was bad. I have written some BAAAAD stories. I have done some things (writing stories) that are bad [stories].
Utahraptor: So compared to MURDERERS and PUPPY THIEVES, you're doing fine. T-Rex: Not good enough, my dude!
T-Rex: If I only look good compared to MURDERERS and PUPPY THIEVES, what does that say about me? I need to look good compared to the GREATEST MINDS OF HISTORY. THAT'S how you know you're doing fine. Utahraptor: Well, sorry bud. You HAVE done some things that were bad.
Off panel: Specifically, your "The Filing Cabinet That Liked Erotic Sex: A 'File Under Horny' Adventure" novella was, uh, memorably bad. T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Wow T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 He filed it under "bad" despite a title that could NOT have been more clear
What are the haps my friends
let me cover the top half of your body
January 2nd, 2017:HAPPY NEW YEAR!! This year let's all resolve to be kinder AND eat more poutine. I see no downsides to either of these resolutions!
