T-Rex: The friendship paradox states that on average, your friends have more friends than you do! T-Rex: It's a sick burn! And it's a mathematically-justified sick burn, which only makes things worse!
T-Rex: For you!
T-Rex: But it makes sense when you think about it: people with more friends are MORE likely to be friends with you, and you're LESS likely to be friends with someone who has only a few friends. So the result is, on average, your friends have more friends than you do.
Utahraptor: Similarly, on average, people you've had sex with have had sex with more people than you! T-Rex: Maaaaan!!
T-Rex: So not only am I less popular than my pals, I'm also less slutty (approbatory)? Everyone gets to be on average sluttier (encomiastic) than me?? Even at my most slutty (panegyrical) I'm never the #1 sex guy (plauditory)?? Utahraptor: Hold on, I gotta grab a dictionary to answer that.
Off panel: ...Yes. Also, congrats on being so sex positive. T-Rex: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SEX-POSITIVE I AM IN THEORY IF MY FRIENDS ARE ALL HAVING MORE SEX THAN ME IN PRACTICE (ACCLAMATORY)!!
What are the haps my friends
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November 10th, 2023:I checked and you're allowed to say "slutty" on the internet, but only 13 times ever! Sorry for using up several of those times for everyone else just now :0
