T-Rex: I guess that's because most of us have finite lifespans, and waiting steals TINY NIBBLES from our metaphorical life cookie! Dromiceiomimus: Some things are worth the wait. T-Rex: Like what? Dromiceiomimus: ...Ice cream?
Utahraptor: ...Chicken wings? T-Rex: Bah!
T-Rex: I can get both of those at the corner store, AND they're open 24 hours a day for my convenience! Utahraptor: Yeah, but they're not quality! Sometimes quality takes time. T-Rex: Sometimes YOUR MOM takes time!
T-Rex: ...to write back to my emails. T-Rex: *sigh*
What are the haps my friends
oh my goodness
August 30th, 2011:I wrote this comic while stuck in 14 hours of traffic between Toronto and MA! Other things I did while parked in bumper-to-bumper in traffic:
Got angry
Got sad
Made peace with "emotions"
Bought a can of cola from a woman who set up a hand-delivery cola shoppe by the side of the road
Talked on a walkie talkie until the batteries died
Watched my wife walk to the car behind us where they were eating chips, and then she came back with a bag of chips
Got passed by someone walking on foot
Tried to guess wifi passwords of the houses we were passing; how is "homeiswherethisis" not unlocked by "theheart" or "yourheart", I ask you
All in all it was more fun than I could've reasonably expected!
IN OTHER NEWS:
Holy crap look what I made; I made the best poster: