Narrator: YOU ARE GREAT Narrator: a web card T-Rex: Dear recipient of this comic:
T-Rex: Whoever sent this to you thinks you are great!
T-Rex: Let's assume this person is a guy. Boy, does he ever like you! He likes you so much he lets someone else do his writing for him and uses pre-packaged sentimen- T-Rex: - But that's not the point. T-Rex: The point is, this card is to tell you that you are great.
Utahraptor: Wait, what were you saying about pre-packaged sentiment? T-Rex: Nothing!
Utahraptor: Were you perhaps implying that the emotions of someone who feels he can't properly express them are somehow less valid than those of someone who can? T-Rex: Nope! Utahraptor: Well, good! Cause that's wrong!
Narrator: THE END: T-Rex: Dear recipient of this comic, whoever sent this to you thinks you are great!
What are the haps my friends
probably the perfect gift for anyone, PROBABLY
This comic is from July 30th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?