T-Rex: You are probably familiar with Little Miss Muffet, who, famously, sat on a tuffet -
T-Rex: - don't worry about what a tuffet is right now -
T-Rex: - eating her curds and whey! But are you familiar with others in the Little Miss Muffet expanded universe? Like Little Jack Horner, who sat in a corner, eating a Christmas pie!
Dromiceiomimus: Little Poll Parrot, who sat in his garret, eating some toast and tea!
T-Rex: Little Tom Tacket, who sat on his cracket - half a yard of cloth will make him a jacket!
Utahraptor: These are all real??
T-Rex: There was a trend of making up stories about wee folks!
Utahraptor: On or about things that rhyme with their last names, and the foods they were eating. Less often: the clothes they could be wearing, had they the proper supplies.
T-Rex: And people say the past is boring! Could a culture that spent their time doing THIS ever be DULL??
God: T-REX IT'S FINALLY TIME TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT A TUFFET IS
T-Rex: It's a version of "tuft", ie: a bit of grass or a small mound!
God: OKAY PHEW
