Narrator: T-REX HAS DECIDED TO STALK SOMEONE: T-Rex: I've decided to stalk a friend! Hah hah, why not? I will be the person they least suspect!
T-Rex: This is because I'm violating the understood limits of our friendship!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I'm going to let you in on a secret, okay? I have decided to stalk Utahraptor! Can you help me out? Dromiceiomimus: I can, and I will! This is all in good fun, right? T-Rex: RIGHT. We are NOT allowed to murder him.
Narrator: A FEW DAYS LATER: Utahraptor: T-Rex, I think I've got a stalker! T-Rex: Hee! That's too bad!
Utahraptor: Yeah, it's not actually that bad a deal yet. This guy just calls me and tells me he knows where I live, and I'm like, okay, and then he giggles and hangs up. I think he's new to this. Sometimes a woman calls too. T-Rex: Hee hee!
Narrator: A FEW DAYS LATER: CONSEQUENCES! T-Rex: Cheese it, the fuzz!
What are the haps my friends
oh my goodness
This comic is from October 28th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
