T-Rex: Welcome to the best hotel on Uranus! If you're wondering if we're going to be making "your anus" jokes, the answer is...
T-Rex: ...NOT TODAY!!
T-Rex: The best hotel on Uranus is FASCINATING because there are no spots on Uranus that qualify as hospitable, much less hospitable for a nightly fee. Thus, we must conclude that the best hotel on Uranus is absolutely freezing and facing winds of almost a thousand kilometers an hour.
Dromiceiomimus: Also the air can kill you in multiple ways at once through toxicity, pressure, AND temperature.
Utahraptor: Does the fact the day is only 17 hours long get you a discount on your stay?
T-Rex: It does not!
T-Rex: That's the worst part. Not only is it completely inhospitable to life as we know it, you don't even get a DEAL.
Utahraptor: If this is the best hotel on Uranus, I'd hate to see the worst one!
T-Rex: Oh! It's largely the same except there's drinks and snacks for sale within your room, and even though you didn't take any, the LAST guy in it did and they didn't notice, so they charge them all to YOUR bill instead.
Off panel: I HATE THAT
