T-Rex: The internet was good before companies were on it, and then companies ruined everything!
Off panel: Nope!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus!
T-Rex: Let me come closer so that we might discuss this further!
Dromiceiomimus: Companies were on the internet from near the very beginning, T-Rex. You'll remember that .com was explicitly for commercial web sites, yes?
T-Rex: I will not!!
T-Rex: ...DAMN IT, I JUST DID. I remembered that!
T-Rex: Frig!
Utahraptor: So companies didn't ruin everything?
T-Rex: At least not initially, no!
T-Rex: Okay, new theory: the internet was good when it was just a bunch of weirdos, and then boring normal people ruined it.
Utahraptor: Nope again, buddy! There were a bunch of normal people on the internet from the beginning. Nobody wants to admit it, but it's true!
Narrator: THE EARLY INTERNET:
T-Rex: With the advent of electronic mail, or "e-mail", I can talk to over 5000 strange weirdos from around the world!
Off panel: And 14 normal people too!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: I'M CHOOSING TO FORGET THAT
