T-Rex: I'm a guy who's been alive for a while. Probably about time I look into what it's all about, huh??

Narrator: BUT THEN:
T-Rex: Sorry, what? Philosophy ISN'T a solved question?

T-Rex: EXCUSE me? THE most important question ANYONE can ask - the very meaning of life itself - and WE HAVEN'T ANSWERED IT? We kinda just didn't get around to that one yet? All we have is a bunch of competing AND irreconcilably different answers, and if you say "okay cool but which one is the right one though" all you get is a SHRUG??

Utahraptor: Damn. We screwed up big time!
T-Rex: We totally did!

T-Rex: We invented plagiarism machines that lie because apparently THAT was a higher priority for us than figuring out THE ACTUAL MEANING OF LIFE. This is EMBARRASSING, Utahraptor. I am absolutely mortified. Honestly, if a giant asteroid came and ended it all right now I'd be -

T-Rex: - well, upset, obviously, because I'm pretty sure the meaning of life ISN'T to get killed by space rocks - but WOW it sure would be nice to be able to say that with CERTAINTY!!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ABSOLUTELY mortified, Utahraptor.