T-Rex: I am a man who enjoys eating a barbequed pork chop now and again and then a few times more.
T-Rex: There's no shame in that!
T-Rex: And if you are a man - OR a woman, Dromiceiomimus! - who shares my love for tasty barbequed meat, then you should come over tonight and we'll have a barbeque!
Dromiceiomimus: You can barbeque vegetables, T-Rex. I'll bring some vegetables and I'll teach you how!
T-Rex: FINE
Utahraptor: You can also barbeque whole chickens, T-Rex!
T-Rex: Oh man, and you'll bring some chickens and teach me how?
Utahraptor: Sure! I'm sure I can pick some up.
T-Rex: EXCELLENT. It's going to be a meat and smoke orgy, Utahraptor. I'm pretty sure we'll end up eating one of ALL of God's creatures, which reminds me, I should invite God to this!
Narrator: LATER:
God: T-REX THERE ARE LIKE TWENTY TRILLION DIFFERENT KINDS OF BACTERIA THAT YOU'D HAVE TO BARBEQUE TO TASTE ONE OF ALL THE LIFE ON EARTH
God: THAT SAID
God: THEY'RE ALL DELICIOUS SO I'M TOTALLY THERE
