Devil: GREETINGS T-REX I COME TO YOU WITH A QUERY T-Rex: ...Proceed. Devil: DO YOU BELIEVE AN OPTIONALLY NON-DESTRUCTIVE SANDBOX GAME IS POSSIBLE
T-Rex: Um, yes, I guess?
Devil: BECAUSE I DREAM OF A GAME WHERE I CAN SET UP SHOP AS A TOYMAKER BUILDING WOODEN TOYS FOR CHILDREN AND IT'S AMAZING AND THE REAL POINT OF THE GAME IS TO BLOW UP CARS FOR POINTS Devil: BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO AND I HAVE CHOSEN FOR MYSELF THE QUIET AND NOBLE LIFE OF A SIMPLE WOODCARVER Devil: THEN LATER WHEN THAT GETS BORING I CAN BLOW UP CARS
T-Rex: So you want a game where you can do - anything? Utahraptor: They have a name for that: REALITY.
T-Rex: Cute, but it avoids the central issue, which is this: we all want a reality where we act on whims and have total freedom and blow up cars for points, but can still build a life, fall in love, and use cheat codes when things get boring. Utahraptor: ...I actually DO want that reality. T-Rex: See? I do too!
Devil: SEE PEOPLE ALWAYS CLAIM THAT I AM BASICALLY THE WORST DUDE EVER BUT IF THAT WERE TRUE THEN YOU MUST ANSWER ME THIS Devil: HOW COME I CAN THINK OF SUCH AWESOME THINGS TO DO ON XBOXES
What are the haps my friends
basically everyone will love you if you own this
September 14th, 2011:IN AWESOME NEWS: I GOT A DOG, HIS NAME IS NOAM CHOMPSKY:
