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June 28th, 2007: Since I kinda did a comic about it, here is the latest update on the 'getting my fridge repaired' situation. If you're not interested in the Status of the Fridge of a Guy on the Internet, now would be a good place to stop reading! Okay SO the repair guy called and said he'd be by, then called JUST NOW to say that he was downstairs and ringing the doorbell. But the doorbell wasn't ringing. I verified the address and then went downstairs to meet him and he was gone! And he's not answering his cell phone either. POSSIBLE THEORIES:

  • He was never there, but just a figment of my ice-cream starved mind.
  • He WAS there, but quickly phased to an alternate universe and right now Alternate Ryan is getting his fridge fixed. Screw you, Alternate Ryan!
  • He was at the wrong address, but the person there needed their fridge fixed too and took advantage of the situation. Screw you, opportunistic dude that fate likes better than me apparently!
MORE UPDATES AS THE SITUATION PROGRESSES

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

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– Ryan

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