August 9th, 2007: My brother Victor's art show is opening tonight at the Resistor Gallery in Toronto at 7 pm! You should come! He asked me to post this picture of one of his paintings but be careful because it has breasts in it. It also has Krang in it though!!
One time Joey put me in a "sleeper hold" in New York City, and I almost passed out. Thanks a lot Joey Comeau of A Softer World Dot Com.
To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!
December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: i have the best job in the world