What are the haps my friends

August 20th, 2007: Guys the latest news on Jurassic Park IV seems totally awesome. They are giving the dinosaurs guns. There will be velociraptors holding submachine guns. Randall is going to die when he sees it. The guy in the article I linked to is all down on the idea and I really can't figure out why. If I met him I would say, hey, the question mark in your headline should be an exclamation mark! For serious.

So hey, Toronto readers will be PLEASED to pick up Now Magazine this week, because there's a feature called "My Style" there in with colour photo of me talking about the clothes I wear and where I got them and for how much. GUYS, IT IS SO EMBARRASSING. Oh my goodness. It's a good article but I defy anyone to have a picture of themselves in print like that all over a city and not to feel what I will characterize only as "unending shame". It does have a nice mention of the Toronto Comic Arts Festival this weekend though! It'll be rad. You should come!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!

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One year ago today: the ol' 'call people awesome and then ask them for money' technique, I KNOW IT WELL

– Ryan

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