September 4th, 2007: If you're not feeling like being productive today, I recommend TV Tropes - it's a website categorizing all sorts of story elements (from tv, fiction, video games - everywhere, really) that you've seen before but never had a name for. It's so easy to lose hours just browsing the site. It's a wiki, but, in their own words, "a buttload less formal than Wikipedia". I think you'll like it!
GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...
Here's the trailer!
One year ago today: i have this plan to write a teen gross-out comedy where everyone but the teens is from a serious dramatic movie instead. all this improbable disgusting stuff happens to the teens, and all the dramatic characters have to deal with the consequences. people lose jobs!