September 20th, 2007: Hey, everyone who has ordered one of the new shirts! I've gotten a few emails wondering about shipping. The new shirts were pre-ordering, which lets me guage demand before I get the shirts printed, so that nobody ends up bankrupt. The shirts have been ordered and the "Failure is Just Success Rounded Down" are being shipped to us now, so you should begin to get those by early next week. "Problems" will be shipped at about that time too. "Take Boat" is a little delayed but should be shipping soon too! Feel free to email me if you have any questions, but if you got the little confirmation email from me, everything is in order. Sorry for the delay on these!
To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!
December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)