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What are the haps my friends


October 16th, 2007: I just placed the order for the hoodies, so they're being printed AS WE SPEAK i mean AS YOU READ and they should be shipping soon. Thanks everyone! Also, hey, if you've got one of the new Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down or > take boat shirts, send me a picture and I'll put your smiling face up on the internet! Everyone will get to see it! That'll be something, huh?

Here is a great comic for you to look at: Rice Boy!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: let's get this party STARTED

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out