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December 12th, 2007: Last night my lady friend and I went to see King of Kong with John from Drawn and Allene "Happy Dog" Chomyn. Guys it is a really great movie! It is a documentary about two people competing for the world's high score in Donkey Kong, and it's very nicely done.

The movie starts up kind of encouraging you to laugh at the people (look at the nerds! They sure do play video games a lot!), but quickly settles into the competition, and soon you're taking sides and hoping your guy wins. It was a great theatre experience, and one of the few I've been to in years in which the audience was so into it that they were clapping during the film, cheering on their guy as we went. I rate it five out of a possible five Donkey Kongs.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: i, like most men, am a giant neon green tyrannosaurus rex

– Ryan

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