NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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February 15th, 2008: I meant to link to this DINOSAUR SEX STORY making the rounds - thanks for everyone who emailed it to me! I also wanted to thank the good folks at Marvel comics for the shout out in Captain Marvel #3 this week. Thanks guys! Unless I am misreading it and it's just a random word, in which case I AM STILL GOING TO TAKE THE MOST FLATTERING READING

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I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: 'sweetcheeks' was somehow not in my spellcheck's dictionary. YOU BEST BELIEVE I HELLA FIXED THAT

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out