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February 15th, 2008: I meant to link to this DINOSAUR SEX STORY making the rounds - thanks for everyone who emailed it to me! I also wanted to thank the good folks at Marvel comics for the shout out in Captain Marvel #3 this week. Thanks guys! Unless I am misreading it and it's just a random word, in which case I AM STILL GOING TO TAKE THE MOST FLATTERING READING


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: 'sweetcheeks' was somehow not in my spellcheck's dictionary. YOU BEST BELIEVE I HELLA FIXED THAT

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out