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April 9th, 2008: Hey here's a new shirt! It's based on this tattoo comic and if you wanted to try out T-Rex's tattoo in t-shirt form before getting it burned into your skin for all time, then have I got a shirt for you. The image is 8 1/2 x 11 inches, exactly as large as a real sheet of paper! People who see your shirt may experience "cognitive dissonance".

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: it's 'cause sometimes they'll charge you if you don't eat what you take and then t-rex will only charge you half that, and then he'll eat your food.

– Ryan

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