April 14th, 2008: Hey here's a new shirt! It's based on this tattoo comic and if you wanted to try out T-Rex's tattoo in t-shirt form before getting it burned into your skin for all time, then have I got a shirt for you. The image is 8 1/2 x 11 inches, exactly as large as a real sheet of paper! People who see your shirt may experience "cognitive dissonance".

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: this comic goes out to my stinky sofa. oh, stinky sofa, what am i going to do with you

– Ryan