April 14th, 2008: Hey here's a new shirt! It's based on this tattoo comic and if you wanted to try out T-Rex's tattoo in t-shirt form before getting it burned into your skin for all time, then have I got a shirt for you. The image is 8 1/2 x 11 inches, exactly as large as a real sheet of paper! People who see your shirt may experience "cognitive dissonance".

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: this comic goes out to my stinky sofa. oh, stinky sofa, what am i going to do with you

– Ryan