NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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April 16th, 2008: The "air suddenly and randomly all bouncing away from you" was my favourite sudden and random death as a kid. At the time I thought that due to the sudden loss of atmospheric pressure you'd explode too, but it turns out that while you might burst some blood vessels, you're not going to just suddenly become a red mist of gore. Oh well

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I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: things happen for a reason

– Ryan

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