April 16th, 2008: The "air suddenly and randomly all bouncing away from you" was my favourite sudden and random death as a kid. At the time I thought that due to the sudden loss of atmospheric pressure you'd explode too, but it turns out that while you might burst some blood vessels, you're not going to just suddenly become a red mist of gore. Oh well One year ago today: things happen for a reason – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: things happen for a reason