RECOMMEND T-REX TO... THE INTERNET:
What are the haps my friends


April 30th, 2008: If you're wondering where my sense of subject-verb agreement went with "people is sometimes wrong", I invite you to check out the entirely-charming Japanese English Student Version of Qwantz Dot Com.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: if i were smart, i would have put dromiceiomimus' birthday on the same day as a loved one, because then i could keep track of two birthdays for the price of one! on the other hand, if you are born today... maybe we can be friends?

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out