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May 6th, 2008: Masshysteria on the LJ feed let me know about fatal familial insomnia. Thanks, Masshysteria. Thasshysteria.

Thanks, everyone who put me in touch with TV Tropes! I am much obliged. Here's the Dinosaur Comics entry, but be careful, because you can easily lose yourself for hours in the site!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: if this is the first dinosaur comic you've ever read then let me explain. the italics are sinister raccoon and cephalopods who are t-rex's neighbours. they want t-rex to come bleed with them. the bold is god. only t-rex can hear god. USUALLY, there are more jokes about boners.

– Ryan

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