What are the haps my friends

June 26th, 2008: Oh, Mr. Tusks, you are my favourite tiny elephant in a bowler hat

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: my freezer is ALSO dying a slow death! TORONTO PEOPLE: meat party tomorrow night?? maybe even tonight. i'll be in touch!

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out