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September 11th, 2008: The Large Hadron Collider at CERN turned on today and it worked! It's really exciting - it's the world's biggest machine and the world's biggest science experiment, and it didn't even destory the planet. Nice!

My excitement at seeing this on the news was just about quadrupled when CERN physicist Kristen sent me these amazing pictures of her inside the LHC. Professor Science has been inside the LHC! So awesome. Thank you Kristen! You made my day.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: now that my comic's done, i think i'll have a celebratory shower! i'm just kidding. i shower every day, ladies!

– Ryan

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