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October 23rd, 2008: I hope you all enjoyed guest week! Now it is over and you are stuck with just me. I - I need to find a better way of saying that?

Hey check it out! The Dinosaur Comics distributed computing team has just broken the 400-year barrier. That means we've done, together, over 400 years worth of computing towards curing disease. We are basically pretty excellent dudes and ladies I think! You can sign up here if you want to contribute your computer's unused processing time towards curing disease. Our team is the 13th biggest on the network, beating out the formerly-proud nations of France, Russia, and Canada.

Take that, Canada

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: the best non-verbal response to being dumped: the one and only slow clap

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out