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October 23rd, 2008: I hope you all enjoyed guest week! Now it is over and you are stuck with just me. I - I need to find a better way of saying that?

Hey check it out! The Dinosaur Comics distributed computing team has just broken the 400-year barrier. That means we've done, together, over 400 years worth of computing towards curing disease. We are basically pretty excellent dudes and ladies I think! You can sign up here if you want to contribute your computer's unused processing time towards curing disease. Our team is the 13th biggest on the network, beating out the formerly-proud nations of France, Russia, and Canada.

Take that, Canada

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: the best non-verbal response to being dumped: the one and only slow clap

– Ryan

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