November 21st, 2008: Thanks to everyone who emailed me the Mega Man 3 cheat that kinda has a two-player mode, only not really? It will be as close as we get.

I wanted to link you these song parodies? covers? by Goldentusk, where he takes instrumental theme songs and sings lyrics on top of them, and then in the future whenever you listen to the theme song you'll have these lyrics in your head! I recommend Hallowe'en and Back To The Future and James Bond and Batman. It's good times! Speaking of Batman, this video scratches itches I didn't even know I had

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: the book started out as a letter to his local representative, but then t-rex decided to add in some sex and some narrative. he still sent it in when he was done though!

– Ryan