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January 12th, 2009: Bill emailed me something he'd made using service I've never heard of called "Xtranormal", which apparently is fed text and spits out a movie via some stock characters and text-to-speech. The result when applied to yesterday's comic is hilarious and surreal. It's like watching robots fall down the stairs!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: i looked up what people call paris hilton ("socialite" seemed a bit imprecise) and wikipedia calls her a "celebutante"! now there is a word for you!

– Ryan

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