What are the haps my friends

January 22nd, 2009: Thank you to everyone who let me know that in some parts of the world, "getting brained" means oral sex! This gives yesterday's comic some confusing subtext, but if you are someone who is into teacup / dinosaur action, then yesterday's comic may have opened some startling new vistas for you.

Carrie also let me know that using "brained" to mean "hit in the head" dates back to Shakespeare times ("Zounds, an I were now by this rascal, I could brain him with his lady's fan.", 1 Hen. IV, II. iii. 24), so we need to come up with some new slang here, everyone! Shakespeare is either pre-inventing our slang, or coming up with weird and intriguing new ways to go down on someone. Either way the rest of us look bad!!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: t-rex is doing "i am legend" for ghosts. the reason the poltergeists break so many dishes isn't that they're throwing them around! they're just bumping into them because they can't see

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out