What are the haps my friends

January 30th, 2009: Some of my shirts are being discontinued to make room for as-yet-imaginary new designs! If either of the two garment illustration below strike your fancy, you should buy them now, because it is likely your last chance in the history of the Universe to do so!!

I am really sad to see the moon one go because it is a movement I can get behind.

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...


Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: when i was a kid i solemnly vowed that, when i was an adult, i would make a batch of chocolate chip cookies and eat all the dough, because my mom wouldn't let me eat raw cookie dough. it is a vow i have yet to satisfy and which haunts me still

– Ryan

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