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What are the haps my friends


March 11th, 2009: The current MS Paint Adventures story, Problem Sleuth, came to an end yesterday after an amazing and epic one-year run! It's so good, you guys. I'm really looking forward to what Andrew does next, and if you haven't read it yet, MS Paint Adventures is awesome and fun and hilarious and great and oh my goodness

Also! They found a new picture of Shakespeare in which he looks handsome. It was in some dude's living room! The picture doesn't actually show the guy who found it hanging above his fireplace table, but you would be forgiven for believing that it does, as the gentleman's expression reads "Oh silly me, I had a much-desired contemporaneous portrait of the Bard in my house all these years!" perfectly.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: readers who don't want any more than three panels of about meta-conversation about car bumpers: I'VE GOT YOUR BACK

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out