What are the haps my friends

March 11th, 2009: The current MS Paint Adventures story, Problem Sleuth, came to an end yesterday after an amazing and epic one-year run! It's so good, you guys. I'm really looking forward to what Andrew does next, and if you haven't read it yet, MS Paint Adventures is awesome and fun and hilarious and great and oh my goodness

Also! They found a new picture of Shakespeare in which he looks handsome. It was in some dude's living room! The picture doesn't actually show the guy who found it hanging above his fireplace table, but you would be forgiven for believing that it does, as the gentleman's expression reads "Oh silly me, I had a much-desired contemporaneous portrait of the Bard in my house all these years!" perfectly.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: readers who don't want any more than three panels of about meta-conversation about car bumpers: I'VE GOT YOUR BACK

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out