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March 25th, 2009: At Webcomics Weekend this very nice lady named Marie and her friend Henry came up to me and told me they loved my comic and it was very flattering! But Marie was holding a covered container in her hands and only at the end did she open up the cover to reveal her gift to me:

THE CHOCOCHOP CAKE. Chocochops are of course the chocolate pork chops with a real pork chop bone. Chocochop cake is chocolate cake with no pork chop bone, BUT with icing that causes cognitive dissonance. It was the most impressive cake, and the fact that the icing looked SO MUCH like pork fat was amazing. We shared it and it was delicious! Thank you Marie!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: Jason Statham and i would make good teams. i am convinced of it

– Ryan

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