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April 3rd, 2009: Hey you know who else will be at TITANS OF SMALL TOWN, the one-night gallery show April 11th at 303Grand in Brooklyn, featuring the work of Chris "Dr. McNinja" Hastings and Chris "Achewood" Onstad, and me? JOEY AND EMILY OF A SOFTER WORLD DOT COM.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: based on the time i walked by a hideout and overheard "we're fearsome, self-narrating criminals! now, let's discuss our one and only weakness. i am of course referring here to plastic skulls."

– Ryan

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