NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

May 27th, 2009: I got a bunch of emails yesterday from people confused about the calorie! It is a super-dumb form of measurement that we all still use for some reason. Here's a bit more that I wrote about the calorie and why it's super dumb!


I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: "phallocentric euphoria sounds like regular sex?" - JOEY COMEAU

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out