What are the haps my friends

May 27th, 2009: I got a bunch of emails yesterday from people confused about the calorie! It is a super-dumb form of measurement that we all still use for some reason. Here's a bit more that I wrote about the calorie and why it's super dumb!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: "phallocentric euphoria sounds like regular sex?" - JOEY COMEAU

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out