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What are the haps my friends
June 17th, 2009: I've got this program that you can enter your food and exercise levels into and it tells you if you're eating too much. Only the thing is, it counts longboarding as less exercise than bicycling (TOTALLY NOT TRUE), and while you can enter in kissing as exercise, it tells you it burns 0 calories no matter how long you do it for! I tested by telling it I kissed for 23 hours and 55 minutes (which is the maximum time you can do anything) (in the program, anyway) and it was all, ZERO CALORIES.

Anyway this concludes my review of this program I got

– Ryan

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