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What are the haps my friends


June 17th, 2009: I've got this program that you can enter your food and exercise levels into and it tells you if you're eating too much. Only the thing is, it counts longboarding as less exercise than bicycling (TOTALLY NOT TRUE), and while you can enter in kissing as exercise, it tells you it burns 0 calories no matter how long you do it for! I tested by telling it I kissed for 23 hours and 55 minutes (which is the maximum time you can do anything) (in the program, anyway) and it was all, ZERO CALORIES.

Anyway this concludes my review of this program I got


YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: round here, something radiates and something else shoots lightning out of its eyes

– Ryan

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