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June 19th, 2009: This weekend I am driving to the sunny Niagara region of Southern Ontario to pick up a longboard deck from a stranger my brother found on a forum. PRO TIP: if you visit the Niagara Region website, there's an image in the lower left that shows you one of three images of this picturesque tourist area, one of which is of a GIANT SPIDER

HE APPEARS TO BE SPORTING A GOATEE

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: anyway it would be like reading a book comprised of "my tummy aches. should i tell someone my tummy aches? my tummy aches"

– Ryan

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