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June 19th, 2009: This weekend I am driving to the sunny Niagara region of Southern Ontario to pick up a longboard deck from a stranger my brother found on a forum. PRO TIP: if you visit the Niagara Region website, there's an image in the lower left that shows you one of three images of this picturesque tourist area, one of which is of a GIANT SPIDER

HE APPEARS TO BE SPORTING A GOATEE


YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: anyway it would be like reading a book comprised of "my tummy aches. should i tell someone my tummy aches? my tummy aches"

– Ryan

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