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June 25th, 2009: I got a few emails about The Lyttle Lytton Contest, which is a contest where you make up the first line of a novel. If you're interested in funny first lines, I recommend it! The problem with funny first lines is that, if you're expecting a joke, often they're not AS funny as they would be otherwise - BUT THAT SAID, I still think this runner up from 2007 is great: "The foot delivered an unending holocaust of pain as it rocketed into Zamboniís crotch."

PRO TIP: the first time I typed that I wrote "unending holocaust of paint"

Okay so this movie has been floating around lately and GUESS WHAT I really like it too! Please Say Something. Enjoy!

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Hey, my new book Romeo and/or Juliet comes out in less than a month! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. To celebrate - and to also convince you to purchase it! - I've posted the first page, and every day we vote on which option to follow. We're doing a LET'S PLAY ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you should totally join us!

One year ago today: i am on a diet and i now look at going to the bathroom as the easiest way to lose weight. it's gross! i know!

– Ryan

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