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June 26th, 2009: I am informed that if you want to be a spy, the first thing you should do is not announce that intention publicly. OOPS LOOKS LIKE THAT'S ONE MORE CAREER PATH CLOSED T-REX


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One year ago today: the best french word EVER is the word for werewolf: "loup garou". if you know only this one word, you can make your way in modern-day France.

– Ryan

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