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August 4th, 2009: My friends, have I got a new shirt for you! Actually, I haven't, but I DO have a new piece of clothing for all the BABIES in your acquiantance! Oh my goodness:

Three sizes covering all the babies you know in their sizes from 6 to 24 months! With T-Rex! I can imagine no cuter baby than one wearing this onesie, and I even briefly tried to find such a baby online. I've recieved a few requests for this over the years and am glad that I can finally offer something to all the tiny people in the world!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: boner fever: it's terminal now

– Ryan

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