What are the haps my friends

August 13th, 2009: A few people have emailed me scurrilous allegations about T. rex preferring to feed on young animals rather than larger dinosaurs, apparently because babies are easier to kill, can be eaten whole, and don't fight back. I say, "whatever!" I can't remember the last thing that was my size that I fought, killed, and then ate, and I wager you can't either. If you can then you have been killing bears or you have been killing people. Maybe you have been killing young giraffes. What else is about our size? Ostriches? I've had ostrich meat, but it came in the mail. It was in "jerky format". Anyway.

PS: I used some PHOTOSHOP SPARKLE in this comic and the guy who made the brushes is called "Dave" and asks that I link to his site, so there you go, Dave! Thank you for the PHOTOSHOP SPARKLE.


Hey, my new book Romeo and/or Juliet comes out in less than a month! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. To celebrate - and to also convince you to purchase it! - I've posted the first page, and every day we vote on which option to follow. We're doing a LET'S PLAY ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you should totally join us!

One year ago today: food that, if you died while eating it - everyone who discovered you would laugh?

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out