August 19th, 2009: I meant to mention: the Flower of Sperm Directed Onto Everything Ever can now be obtained in Lost Souls, an online MUD! The description is available on their Wiki too. If you hold on to this flower it heals you; I don't know what happens if you sniff it!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: this was the one in which "party" appears in every panel. up next! the one in which "accounting best practices" appears in every panel

– Ryan