August 19th, 2009: I meant to mention: the Flower of Sperm Directed Onto Everything Ever can now be obtained in Lost Souls, an online MUD! The description is available on their Wiki too. If you hold on to this flower it heals you; I don't know what happens if you sniff it!

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: this was the one in which "party" appears in every panel. up next! the one in which "accounting best practices" appears in every panel

– Ryan