August 19th, 2009: I meant to mention: the Flower of Sperm Directed Onto Everything Ever can now be obtained in Lost Souls, an online MUD! The description is available on their Wiki too. If you hold on to this flower it heals you; I don't know what happens if you sniff it!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: this was the one in which "party" appears in every panel. up next! the one in which "accounting best practices" appears in every panel

– Ryan