August 19th, 2009: I meant to mention: the Flower of Sperm Directed Onto Everything Ever can now be obtained in Lost Souls, an online MUD! The description is available on their Wiki too. If you hold on to this flower it heals you; I don't know what happens if you sniff it!

My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!!

One year ago today: this was the one in which "party" appears in every panel. up next! the one in which "accounting best practices" appears in every panel

– Ryan