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August 31st, 2009: The Longest Poem In The World takes the latest Twitter posts and combines them into rhyming couplets. Some of them are solid gold, you guys!

"Pizza, wine, and jeopardy - it doesn't get much better than this. / Think it's time to pull out my wedding album and reminisce. :-)"

"Get chaz and carl back together!!!!! / and what is up with this weather?"

I mentioned this on my LJ over the weekend we posted some amazing ones there too:

"You are my rock, my strength and my salvation / Whoa! Stop and Shop has a gas station?!"

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: this is brilliant guerilla marketing. sucky roommates will read this comic, get pissed off at the person who left it there, and think "I'm angry and yet... SOMEHOW - I want to hear more of what these dinosaurs have to say!"

– Ryan

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