What are the haps my friends

August 31st, 2009: The Longest Poem In The World takes the latest Twitter posts and combines them into rhyming couplets. Some of them are solid gold, you guys!

"Pizza, wine, and jeopardy - it doesn't get much better than this. / Think it's time to pull out my wedding album and reminisce. :-)"

"Get chaz and carl back together!!!!! / and what is up with this weather?"

I mentioned this on my LJ over the weekend we posted some amazing ones there too:

"You are my rock, my strength and my salvation / Whoa! Stop and Shop has a gas station?!"

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: this is brilliant guerilla marketing. sucky roommates will read this comic, get pissed off at the person who left it there, and think "I'm angry and yet... SOMEHOW - I want to hear more of what these dinosaurs have to say!"

– Ryan

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