What are the haps my friends

August 31st, 2009: The Longest Poem In The World takes the latest Twitter posts and combines them into rhyming couplets. Some of them are solid gold, you guys!

"Pizza, wine, and jeopardy - it doesn't get much better than this. / Think it's time to pull out my wedding album and reminisce. :-)"

"Get chaz and carl back together!!!!! / and what is up with this weather?"

I mentioned this on my LJ over the weekend we posted some amazing ones there too:

"You are my rock, my strength and my salvation / Whoa! Stop and Shop has a gas station?!"

YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: this is brilliant guerilla marketing. sucky roommates will read this comic, get pissed off at the person who left it there, and think "I'm angry and yet... SOMEHOW - I want to hear more of what these dinosaurs have to say!"

– Ryan

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